Am I Who I Think I Am? Chapter 2

We hop into his car and away we go, his hand on top of mine most of the way, and on my thigh the rest. And a little higher when the big trucks go by, giving them a well deserved thrill! If they only knew...

First stop at the mall is Macy's. Gary guides me to the make-up counter. He asks the girl if she would experiment a little with my make-up and do an "update". The girl smiles coyly at me.

"How are you today, miss. May I help you?"

I'm petrified. She knows!

Gary jumps in and says, "We're both really fine. My wife was wondering if you would experiment with her make up, maybe help her find another style. Would you do that?"

"Sure. I'd love to!" she replies.

I'm thinking, did I hear him say "Wife"? Well, that's interesting.

She sits me in a chair a little off the beaten path and starts getting her stuff ready. Gary was near by hovering uneasily.

"Sir" she replied to Gary, "This will take a little while, and we could use a little little more privacy if you wouldn't mind."

The look on Gary's face was priceless! I winked at him as he moved away to busy himself elsewhere! You go girl!

"Hi there again, my name is Ann. What's yours?" she asked.

"Chris" I replied.

"Have you been married long?"

"Just a couple of months"

"OK, practically newlyweds!"

"Well, I going to make you even more beautiful than you are now! Your hubby will love it!"

She starts by scrubbing my face with cold cream to remove my other make up, and then applies a light layer of foundation. "You seem to have a little coarse hair on your face that can be dealt with if you want." she replies.

"Oh, oh". Im thinking. "Busted!"

"You should consider some hormone treatments to help with that, plus they will add to your bosom, too. We can't all be Pam Anderson, I guess. I've got sources if you need some help with that." she says cheerfully.